For your delection and delight - here are a variety of Giles bots that you can adopt. Full adoption instructions are on the previous page but it's remarkably simple. All you have to do is save the graphics you want and upload to your website.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in standard tweed suit with braces and tie.
Stutter Mode Enabled
Blush Mode Enabled - this is fully customisable, allowing you to decide how far down his body Tweedy's blush should extend.
Glasses Cleaning and Tongue Clicking mannerisms included.
Bot also includes special "hands in pockets" mannerism, allowing a plethora of "Tight Tweed Bum Shots".
Includes a range of obscure, paranormal texts together with the "Watchers Handbook".
WARNING: The Tweedy bot's head is particularly sensitive - any sharp blow will cause the bot to go into shut-down mode. To revive bot, simply stroke his hair gently and hold his hand. This bot is easily hurt or offended and needs a lot of comforting.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in leather jacket, white t-shirt, jeans and Doc Martens.
Ripper glare accessible upon demand.
Accent switching mode.
Strut mode enabled.
Includes complimentary chainsaw.
Handcuffs optional.
WARNING: Please DO NOT feed the "Ripper-bot" any chocolate bars ... unless you have a good supply of assorted body paint and nothing to do for at least a week. This bot does not play well with others: the bot quickly gets jealous of other bots and it may become necessary to confiscate his chainsaw upon occasions.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in sweater, cords and suede jacket.
Includes complimentary guitar.
Bot is programmed with a "song for every occasion."
20 notch charm mode included.
Bot has the standard "melt-worthy" voice.
Bot's green eyes have a special enhanced twinkle mode that will cut in automatically when he starts to sing.
WARNING: This bot seems to think that he can cure all ills with just a song. There will be times when you feel that you would like to wrap his guitar around his head - please try to resist this urge as parts for this bot are not easy to come by.
ATTRIBUTES:Same as the standard "Singing Giles-bot" but with the following added extras:
Complimentary high heels, fishnets, leather jacket etc.
Bot can apply his own make-up.
Enhanced physical flexibility.
Special "slut" mode for those particular "Frank" moments.
Bot carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
Has the ability to make any living, breathing female within range melt into a puddle of goo within seconds.
WARNING: You may find that you will be quite unable to tear yourself away from this bot during his performance and, in fact, watch again and again. It would be advisable to have an "unaffected" friend close-by in case the addiction proves too much.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in sweatpants and white t-shirt.
Skilled in martial arts.
Bot has enhanced musculature.
Includes special sweat reservoirs ... but it's up to you to provide an activity that will give the bot enough of a workout to sweat.
Bot is fully waterproof and has a particular fondness for showers.
As an added extra, the Bot has been programmed with a number of special training regimens.
WARNING: Due to the nature of this bot, it is required that you have attained an adequate level of physical fitness before adoption will be allowed.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in DDG Tuxedo.
Comes complete with a dozen red roses and a chilled bottle of champagne.
50 notch charm mode included.
Special Romance mode ensures that this bot is the perfect gentleman at all times.
Enhanced eye twinkle.
Has a preference for either chilled champagne or quality red wine.
Bot likes romantic evenings in and out and will also present his owner with boxes of chocolates when he feels that owner is "depressed".
WARNING: There is no warning with this bot. He is simply complete perfection *sigh*.
ATTRIBUTES:Sexy black trenchcoat is standard, however bot is also supplied with Wizard Cloak and Hat.
Thudworthy 20 notch sexy giggle mode.
No "Borrowed Power" - this bot's magical abilities are all his own.
Special "Extendable Wand" is standard.
Comes complete with wide range of spellbooks.
Is programmed with high level of responsibility and will use magic wisely. Bot's favourite saying is "with great power comes great responsibility" ... so don't bother asking him to change Great-Aunt Flo's cat into a tribble.
WARNING: This bot's magical abilities will grow in time. He has been programmed with limited power due to problems that occurred whilst mixing magic with machinery.