Right - Non-Giles bots here ... bots based upon other characters Tony has played.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in Armani suit.
Enhanced endurance and stamina.
Bot is extremely protective towards his owner.
Includes sarcasm mode and special brooding, mystery mode.
Can be ordered with or without chest bullet wound (fresh wound or healed).
Sig Sauer optional - Ollie-bot holds a full weapons licence.
Bot is equipped with essential survival techniques.
WARNING: Due to this bots possessive and protective nature, he will often be at odds with Ripper-bot - it is therefore advised that you keep them separate at all times. (With grateful thanks to Donna for her "extensive" field testing of Ollie-bot.)
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in leather trousers, pale blue shirt and leather jacket.
Comes complete with designer wardrobe.
Bot will arrive in his Jag - motorbike will be delivered separately.
25 notch Boyish Grin Mode.
Special Smirk Mode
Titanium Valves ensure "no leakage".
Special Loyalty Mode will prevent bot straying.
Optional Operation Scar - however please note that should you choose the no scar option then ... no extension!
WARNING: This bot is gullible and can be easily led. In the event of trouble it is unlikely that James-bot will be the ringleader. Not the brightest of bots but is extremely sweet and well-meaning.
ATTRIBUTES:Bot is dressed in leather bikers jacket, black t-shirt and black combat trousers.
Adjustable "designer" stubble.
Jaded, tired and depressed appearance is standard.
Bot is skilled in "undercover" work.
Special "cheeky grin" mode.
Bot is computer literate - skilled in many programmes and scripts
Bot can wear a blanket sarong to great effect.
Bot is programmed with a variety of curses and swear-words to add authenticity.
WARNING: Due to this bots tired disillusionment, it is IMPERATIVE that you give this bot "something to believe in". Once this has been achieved, Peter-bot's loyalty will be beyond question.
ATTRIBUTES:Personality Switch enables you to choose between three distinct personalities:
1. Grayvorn - Very protective Warlord. This personality will put your safety first and has a great sword action. Posh, upper-crust accent and a slightly barbaric viewpoint.
2. Reeve Maupassant - Softer, more sibilant accent. Is much less volatile than the Grayvorn personality and is very easy to talk to. Mysterious and intriguing - it will take time for you to understand the various fascinating facets of this character.
3. Lord Vaughan Sutton - Higher pitched, faster talking voice. This personality is much less predictable than the others. Requires a "personal space" such as a well-fitted laboratory in order to continue his "meat puppet" experiments. These experiments are harmless - Lord Sutton is powerless without the Relic.
WARNING: Each personality carries its own separate warning. GRAYVORN: May be hard to hold him back when the scent of battle is upon him. Hiding his sword is a good start. REEVE MAUPASSANT: Watch out for his occasional crippling headaches. These come upon him with no warning, so have a good stock of Aspirin handy. LORD SUTTON: Is a bit of a loon. His experiments can have noxious side-effects and he tends to obsess about his meat puppets and the Elite. It's best to ignore his rants and let him get it out of his system.
ATTRIBUTES:Golden Rich Appearance.
Smooth persona with a fresh, sensual aroma.
Will answer to either "Michael" or "Matthew" - depending on where in the World you live.
This bot specialises in intensely sexy looks over the top of his coffee cup.
Maintains fresh, smooth appearance even when just having woken up or having undergone a sudden exertion.
You can persuade this bot to do almost anything - providing a cup of Gold Blend/Tasters Choice is at the end of it.
Although an architypal "Mr Smooth", he's not one of the quickest bots you'll find (well, what do you expect from someone who took 12 ads to say "I love you"?)
WARNING: PLEASE ensure you have a big enough supply of either Gold Blend or Tasters Choice coffee. If not, GBB has a disturbing tendency to disappear to your next door neighbours ... and my 82 year old neighbour is becoming rather fond of him.
Thanks to BIG FINISH PRODUCTIONS for letting me use the Excelis graphics (if you haven't heard this series yet then I suggest you run along to Big Finish and order them!)